DRAIN HAIR

Jeff B. Carter ·

“When I was a freshman I had this roommate who for the life of her would not clean up after herself. She would leave clumps of hair in the shower and if I said something about it, she would claim it was mine.” a U of M student told us. “One day I had braids so I knew she couldn’t have an excuse, but she still claimed it was me. I recommend to all freshmen that the first time they see their roommate is dirty, run.” 

REPORTED BY ALEXIS YOUNG