To reality show fans, the yearly Big Brother finale has replacedLabor Day as the unofficial end of summer. Tonight, Alison and Junwill battle it out in the season finale of the smash hit BigBrother 4. After three months of episodes which included surprisetwists galore, viewers will finally arrive at the answer to thequestion: Who will win Big Brother 4 and walk away with$500,000?
While I think Alison should win because she played a much bettergame, most people at the U of M probably do not care who isvictorious. But, as fall unofficially arrives this evening, thereare some other non-reality show questions that need to be resolved.Here are ten various inquiries that are still weighing on my mind:(Feel free to bubble in your answers on a regulation 4521 ScanTronsheet)
The FedExForum is now less than a year from being completed. Whyhas Tiger Basketball still not accepted the invitation to playthere?
Why does that guy ride around campus on a Segway Scooter?
The UC steps have always been a popular place for some studentsto congregate. How long will it be before people start hanging outon the new steps by the railroad tracks?
Are the rides better at the Mid-South Fair or The U of M CarrierFair?
Elvis Presley's Memphis on Beale Street and TGI Fridays atOverton Square have both announced that they will be closing soon.Are their closings related at all to any tomato pickingboycotters?
Are the squirrels planning to take over the campus?
Is the volume button broken on the Tiger Den wide-screen PlasmaTV?
Why do so many people at this university think they have to talkon their cell phones while walking to class? Is it because we go toschool in the Cellular South?
U of M President Shirley Raines was named the new chair ofConference-USA's board of directors. Do we really need any moresigns that our conference is doomed?
Hurricane Isabel hit the East Coast last week. Has a hurricaneever hit the Java Coast?
Now, go run through the fountain while the weather is still warm...and GO TIGERS!
