Women, I’m not going to let you get away with what you’re trying to pull. I’m lettin’ all the fellas that don’t know the truth into the light.
Women do not have male friends.
I was telling an unknowing associate of mine that I noticed how a certain gyrl was coming on to him. He started talking about how they were just friends and how they “didn’t look at each other like that.”
I had to let him know that he was a man in a bullet proof glass that reads, “Break in case of emergency.”
What that means is that she keeps her boyfriend while keeping you as a friend. He isn’t the other man or anything like that either. It’s strictly platonic.
Since a man in the glass has boyfriend potential, a smart woman won’t just use him for a fling or anything like that. She uses a man that looks really good that she knows she couldn’t have a future with for that.
She finds out about his personal life and talks about everyday things. This is to establish if she could really talk to him and to see if he hoes himself around.
She’s also very careful not to talk to him too much. If she does she may start to like him. The whole point is to keep a little distance but stay in striking range.
Think about it. You know where the fire extinguisher is in your house, but you don’t run over and test it everyday. You check every so often to see if it’s in working order though.
It’s the same principle. She may call once in a blue moon or hold a random conversation about nothing every so often—making sure you’re still in working order.
But in case of emergency she will break the glass, extract you and extinguish her fire.
I’m not saying it’s necessarily wrong, I’m just informing my unknowing male following. Every man walking is in somebody’s glass whether you know it or not.
When she was asking where you’re from and what you do for a living and who you were dating, it wasn’t for some class survey. It was for her man-in-a-glass file.
Then she acts all cool and sweet when really she’s scoping you out to see whether or not she’s gonna put a down payment on you or not.
If the answer is no, she’ll probably just start by only waving when she sees you or maybe she won’t speak at all.
If she chooses to put you behind that glass, she’ll still speak when she sees you, but a couple things will be different. If you two haven’t seen each other for about a week, you’re in a glass. If she’s asking how your gyrlfriend is, you’re in a glass.
No, it doesn’t work both ways, ladies. If a guy is interested but in a bad situation, he’ll cheat or tell you that.
Guys are blatant. We don’t try to tuck women away for rainy days because we know there’s no guarantee she or we will be around. We also follow our hearts more.
Mentally, when approaching a woman, a guy says, “She’s tight. I’ma see what she’s all about.” Then we do that. We don’t masterplan plots to have a spare woman in the trunk in case the one(s) we’re dealing with go flat.
Mr. Amore ain’t mad cause most women keep a back-up plan.
But if you want to break out the glass, this is what you do.
Climb out of the little glass, paint a little red bullseye on her hindside and kick her 2 da’ curb.
