There are a lot of men who don’t know what they’re dealing with. As much as I hate to be the bearer of bad news, somebody’s got to do it. The following list is an assortment of little hints to let you know if your gyrl is stripping behind your back:
1. If her nickname is taken from the name of a car or a color. ex. Lexus, Turquoise.
2. If she doesn’t work in medicine, but keeps a clean nurse's uniform in her closet.
3. If you commonly find cards with the letters VIP on her person.
4. If she pays with $1 bills every time you two go on a date.
5. If she rewards you with lap dances whenever you make her happy.
Note: I’m not saying you should leave her if you like it. Just don’t be caught by surprise.
Some guys find out late in a relationship that the gyrl they are so proud to call their own could be considered a gyrlfriend to the world. This is how you know if your gyrlfriend is going:
1. If her cell phone rings after 12 a.m. and she DOESN’T answer when you’re around.
2. If intimacy just doesn’t affect her the way it would a normal human.
3. If she responds to the pick up line, “Pssst. Hey you, come here.”
4. If every time you two go in public, herds of men point and whisper.
5. If she will argue you down that you CAN turn a ho into a housewife.
Note: You can’t change her past. Maybe she’ll change now that she’s with you — NOT!
Sometimes she just isn’t interested in you anymore. Just accepting this will help you know if you should go ahead and step off:
1. If she keeps telling you to call her back in five minutes.
2. If she starts telling you how much she values the friendship you two share.
3. If Saturday night turns into “a night with the gyrls.”
4. If the dates get more expensive, but she wants to go straight home after dinner, WITHOUT you.
5. If her tummy always hurts when you want to cuddle.
Note: Nothing makes you look more pitiful than jockin’ a female that just doesn’t want you. Buses run every fifteen minutes, just catch the next one.
Some say women don’t cheat. That’s bullshit. Some say they do cheat, but they’re just better at it. This is how you know if she is:
1. If there is a male in her life she considers a friend, that wasn’t there when you met.
2. If she suddenly stops letting you answer her cell phone.
3. If she goes from being broke, to treating you to dinner without having a pay day.
4. If she doesn’t question what time you’ll be getting home.
5. If she starts making statements like, “You’re a man. I know you’re going to do whatever you’re going to do.”
Note: Don’t get mad. I once heard a song that went, “Anything that you can do I can do better.”
You don’t need any of those reasons to justify your actions. Whenever you feel like it’s time, put your play shoes on, do some calf stretches so you don’t pull a muscle, and Kick Her 2 Da’ Curb.
