Ladies, please listen. I know the past Mr. Amore columns may have been a little rash. Some of the things I've said have been considered unreasonable or even mean — and you have my deepest apologies.
This Wednesday, I plea with my female readers on the behalf of anyone who has ever made an honest attempt to get close to any of you but could not succeed. OPEN UP.
This gender gap has been a wedge separating what would be love for far too long. Men around the world have been breaking their backs trying to please and appease the feminine sex, but we can't do it alone. Women, you've got to open up.
This opening-up entails several areas of behavior. I would like to see you all open up not just emotionally or conversationally, but in all possible facets of life. But don't just open up for me. Open up for the betterment of mankind.
Open up to your boyfriend. Doesn't he take you out and allow you to drag him around the mall when he could be at the crib watching the game or with his friends actually having fun?
What about that special friend you have? Yeah, Mr. Amore knows he's not your man, but hasn't he been there? He listens to you when your man doesn't or if you don't have a man, he's one of the closest things you have to one. I think it's only fair that you open up to the guy.
You should have opened up to that cat who approached you the other day. He came with some decent conversation, but you just had to keep yourself concealed.
This opening-up isn't just limited to men though. I'm an equal opportunity Amore who knows there are some women out there who would love to take an active role in the opening-up of the female population. I'm all for it and if I can be of any assistance to such an effort, I humbly offer my expertise and assistance.
There are some open women out there and I, as well as my female-loving followers, thank you. Continue on in your ways of openness and don't allow those hataz that wish they could be as open as you to deter you from your open way of life.
Without a substantial increase in the number of women who submit themselves to the ways of the open-hearted and open-minded, this nation won't make it.
We have racism to conquer, poverty to deal with, pollution to decrease and we may even be at the doorstep of a war. With problems of that magnitude infecting our society, opening up should be the least of our worries. Opening up is part of the answer. From openness springs love and love begets change for the better.
I end this as I began it, with a plea. Ladies, the next opportunity you're given, and each and every opportunity thereafter, take my advice and open up to make the world a better place.
If you refuse to open up, as I know some will, you are leaving men with no choice. And fellows, don't hesitate with those who do not come to terms. Kick her to da' curb.
