I know, I know ... Spring Break is officially over and the last thing you want to do is take a test.
Visit thespark.com and do it anyway -- you'll thank me for it.
This very hilarious and very crude (aren't they all?) website offers a variety of bizarre quizzes, such as: The Greed Test, The Un-Intelligence Test, The Pregnancy Test and -- my personal favorite -- the Ass Quiz.
In case you haven't guessed, these are not your typical tests. For instance, in the Ass Quiz, you answer a series of questions pertaining to, what else, derrieres. At the end of the quiz, you're treated to a little surprise (I'll let you find out about that one for yourself).
Another fun item is The Gender Test, which proposes to tell whether you're male or female simply by having you answer a few questions (though, I can't comment on the accuracy of this thing -- it told me I was a guy!).
If quizzes aren't your thing, check out some other areas of the site. With the Burn Maker, you can learn how to make your speech more bold (merely type in what you would normally say, and the Burn Maker transforms it into an aggressive insult).
And if you're really swamped, you can use The Spark's Automatic Paper Writer to "help" you complete your school assignments. Merely type in the subject your paper is supposed to be on and it will craft you a (not-so-clever) term paper. But we won't go there.
